Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts

Facebook, Likes, Ads...

Out of curiosity, I downloaded my Facebook archive today. Some of it was mildly interesting -- such as the list of friends I’ve deleted.

What I found most amusing, however, was this:

Tracking my ‘Ads Topics’ on Facebook

Facebook doesn’t track your Likes. They track your Ads Topics.

It’s always been obvious that Likes are a mechanism for showing you ads. But it’s still funny to see it explicitly labelled this way, without any pretense. [To clarify -- the list is every Page you’ve Liked, not every liked item]

(It doesn’t seem to be particularly effective, unfortunately -- to date according to my archive I’ve only clicked on one ad so far...)

I also found the reminder that Facebook can track facial recognition data (for users outside of the E.U.) a little disquieting.

Um, ‘Like’ this post?

Also relevant

Instagram (Facebook) says it now has the right to sell your photos
Stop Facebook from Tracking You, with Disconnect
How to Opt-Out of LinkedIn Social Ads

Does not inspire confidence...

If a car manufacturer can’t spell, what might that say about the quality of their product?

Chevrolet Cruze: Best in class 'saftey' (sic)
Chevrolet Cruze: Best in class ‘saftey’ (sic)

Nothing, probably. Still...

[The above was a display ad that recently ran on this blog. Ahem.]

Then again, who am I to point out typographical errors?

Pizza Pizza’s ‘Canadian Pie’

Every week, Pizza Pizza sends me a junk-mail flyer, advertising their specials. I usually ignore them, but their latest flyer caught my attention -- unfortunately, probably not in the way they intended...

Take a look at this panel from the flyer:

Pizza Pizza’s 'Canadian Pie' -- umm...

Movie poster for American Pie
(For those of you with high-brow tastes who don’t recognize the referent film, it’s American Pie.)

I know this sophomoric flick dates from the last century, but has anyone at the Pizza Pizza marketing department actually seen this movie?

Don’t they remember what happens to the pie? 

I suspect there has been a failure here to fully consider the connotations invoked by this particular pop-cultural reference.

What exactly are they trying to tell us about their pizza?

Incidentally, for those of you who were fans of the original flick, the ‘ten-year’ American Reunion movie (starring the same cast) is due to be released shortly...

[If anyone has somehow escaped hearing about the plot of the film and still don’t understand what the joke is (e.g. some of my international readers), may I cordially advise you that looking it up online (or watching the movie) may cause you to entertain second thoughts about ordering this item.]


See Also...
Why I Love Waffle House -- A Personal Reflection

Imperial March: Dogs versus Floppies

Volkswagen’s ‘The Force’ was a viral hit
Under pressure to follow up last year’s viral Super Bowl ‘Force’ commercial, Volkswagen released a ‘Bark Side’ commercial teaser which has been making the media rounds lately.

The teaser consists of a gallery of dogs barking the Imperial March theme song from Star Wars:

[LINK]

(Notice that the pug never utters a sound?)

Personally however, I prefer this out-of-date-technology-inspired version:

[LINK]

We’ll find out on Sunday whether Volkswagen can top its previous outing...

Update: Here’s The Dog Strikes Back, Volkswagen’s followup commercial. What do you think?


See Also...
Star Wars Uncut - Director’s Cut
• Top Ten Star Wars Spoof Videos
Top Star Wars Spoof Videos Continued 

Occupy North Pole!

Santa Claus is the 1%. 
Santa: a corpulent image of corporate excess
Illus.: Thomas Nast, 1881
He only works a single day each year.

Yet he merrily exploits an unpaid labour force of bedraggled elves, who toil away frantically inside a mass-production factory, euphemistically known as ‘Santa’s workshop’ -- or is that Santa’s sweatshop?

(Do the elves have a labour contract? Or are they essentially slaves? An impartial third-party audit of the elves’ working conditions has never been released to the public.)

Just look at him: plump, jolly Santa is the very image of excess. In The Night Before Christmas, he’s described as being dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot’. And who is the gluttonous recipient of the milk and cookies, year after year?

Santa’s List: Orwellian tool for
oppressive social conditioning?
Santa -- one man, alone! -- wields the monopoly power to decide whether you’ve been naughty or nice. By what means did he acquire his capricious and judgemental authority? We never held any democratic elections for this.

Doesn’t that strike you as an unseemly and inequitable concentration of influence for a single person?  

Where is the transparency and accountability in his decision-making process? If your name shows up in the wrong spot on that arbitrary, notorious List of his, you wind up with a lump of coal instead of a present! Sure, he claims to check it twice -- that’s supposed to be quality control? What are the safeguards to prevent systemic fraud or other abuses?

And, most importantly with respect to the Occupy framework, why does Santa consistently give rich kids more expensive gifts than to poor kids? Social justice is being failed.

“He knows when you’ve been good or bad” -- since when did we grant Santa unfettered access into our homes, to conduct Panopticon surveillance for every moment of our personal lives? It’s a gross invasion of our privacy rights -- the first step towards a totalitarian dictatorship.

Notice how, during the busiest travelling time of the year, Santa flies with impunity across national borders -- without any checkpoints, customs inspections, or security monitoring whatsoever. No lines or waiting for the privileged old elf! Of course, he also lives in magnificent isolation at the North Pole -- free from taxation, and sheltered from the prying eyes of the masses.

Santa: shilling for conspicuous consumption
Despite all this, the federal government insists on providing Santa with an ongoing, heavy subsidy -- mail addressed to Santa is typically answered on his behalf by legions of ‘volunteer’ postal workers.

He doesn’t need to lift a finger, and the feds are there to bail him out from all those tricky questions kids can ask.

In return, few figures serve commercial interests as eagerly as Santa Claus. For example, Haddon Sundblom famously portrayed Santa as a dedicated Coca-Cola quaffer for several decades (A persistent meme continues to circulate that Santa’s red and white uniform is a deliberate invocation of the Coca-Cola corporate colours. Coincidence? Perhaps...).

To conclude, we need to re-examine our blind acceptance of the man in red.


Under the deceptive guise of patronizing beneficence and ritualized good-cheer, Mr. Kringle has insinuated himself into a position of deeply secular symbolism, antithetical to the roots of Christmas.

His materialist emphasis on gifts serves only to whitewash greed as a value, and to drive shopping behaviour during the holiday season. When children make their annual pilgrimage of obeisance -- while he sits regally on his throne at the mall -- what’s the key question he asks of them? “What do you want for Christmas?”

That is how the cultural indoctrination of lifelong consumerism begins.

I invite one and all to join with me in protest -- and together let’s #OccupyNorthPole!

Santarchy 2005, Toronto: The movement for change begins
(yours truly w/ grey beard)
Take Action Now Against Santa’s Moral Fascism
Photo: New York Daily News
We are the 99% -- not Santa
Photo: Steve Rhodes


Attempts to contact Santa for comment have not yet met with a response.

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Support resources for this post provided by: United Snowmen Against Climate Change.

Best Recruiting Ad Ever!

“WANTED: Stout, able-bodied men who can run a mile without stopping with a sackful of Spanish dollars on their backs.”

This was the notice that Lord Thomas Cochrane posted in the fall of 1806, to recruit sailors for the 38-gun, 1,046 ton frigate Imperieuse under his command.

Lord Cochrane, nicknamed ‘The Sea Wolf’ by his French counterparts, was one of England’s most renowned captains during the early 1800s. His daring -- and some would say reckless -- exploits at sea catapulted him to notoriety, and are said to have inspired the nautical fiction of Marryat, Forester, and O’Brian.

Cochrane went on to become a staunch supporter of reform as a Radical in the House of Parliament, stirring up great controversy with every cause he backed. He also later commanded ships in the navies of Chile, Brazil, and Greece during their respective wars of independence.

Capture of the El-Gamo, by Clarkson Stansfield: Depicting one of Cochrane’s most famous accomplishments, the capture of the Spanish Xebeque frigate El-Gamo in 1801 off the coast of Barcelona, by the much smaller brig HMS Speedy

The fascinating story of Cochrane’s career is told in the slim volume: Lord Cochrane, Seaman, Radical, Liberator by Christopher Lloyd. Revered by his men, celebrated in song by the public, and cursed for his impolitic intransigence by the old guard, Cochrane was a splendid and turbulent figure of the Romantic Age.

Portrait of Thomas Cochrane, 
by Peter Stroehling
If you enjoy tales of adventure, Cochrane’s larger-than-life escapades will engage and intrigue you.

As for the recruiting notice, posted at the dockyards -- it demonstrates the flair and attitude Cochrane brought to his command.

Who could resist this concise invocation of danger, deeds, and riches?

Cochrane filled every slot he had, and the Imperieuse sailed off to glory...

How to opt-out from LinkedIn Social Ads

LinkedIn social ads:
Opt-out by default
Are you the unsuspecting star of a LinkedIn social ad? Probably.

Casual users of the professional networking service may have missed the recent, low-key launch of this program, which automatically casts members as participants -- without asking.

LinkedIn has made the ‘feature’ opt-out by default, instead of opt-in. Which is their right, I suppose.

In a somewhat defensive post on their blog, they observe:
The only information that is used in social ads is information that is already publicly available and viewable by anyone in your network.
Sure. But this isn’t a very polite way to act.


Opting out of LinkedIn’s Social Ads with a single click -- or five 
The LinkedIn blog claims disingenuously that:
“Most importantly, we made it easy for our members to opt-out of inclusion from all social ads with one click. (Emphasis theirs, not mine).

An experiment: Without looking at the steps below, how many clicks does it take you to find this dialog, and then opt-out from LinkedIn social advertising? 

Use the following sequence to opt-out of LinkedIn social ads, and decide for yourself how many clicks are required:
  1. Hover over the drop-down menu by your name in the top right corner of any LinkedIn screen when you’re logged in. Choose Settings. (Click #1)
  2. View your Account settings by selecting the Account tab (Click #2)
  3. Choose Manage Social Advertising (Click #3)
  4. Uncheck LinkedIn may use my name, photo in social advertising. (Click #4)
  5. Click Save. (Click #5)

I must not be as sophisticated with user interface design as the developers at LinkedIn. Technically, I guess their statement was accurate. But it sure feels like more than one click to me...

If it seems like I’m fixated on the number of clicks, well, it’s LinkedIn that has identified this as the ‘most important’ element -- rather than the fact I have to click at all.

I’ll keep this in mind the next time I get mugged, and the assailant punches me in the face five times -- “That’s ok, it was just one punch.”


Default opt-out is a violation of respect 
While it’s an understandable move to generate revenue, ‘automatic, by-default, opt-out participation’ is not a desirable policy from an optics perspective. Like any other social network, LinkedIn depends on the trust of its members. The appearance of integrity is important.

This current approach is... distasteful. It’s not cool.

Default opt-out is a ploy that Facebook often uses. Cable and phone companies love negative option billing (a practice that is banned in Canada). So there’s plenty of precedent in industry for this behaviour. But is that the company LinkedIn wants to keep, reputationally?

Default opt-out erodes trust. It feels sneaky. It feels like a violation of respect and expectations.

Are people indifferent to this encroachment? I only learned about this myself the other weekend. Not much fuss has been made over this. Yet, if we aren’t vigilant about the information that ‘social’ companies maintain about us, and how they use and monetize that information, where exactly does that lead?

I understand that by participating in social media, we give up control over many aspects of how we are portrayed. We must acknowledge the muddy tension of conflicted agendas.

I’m on Facebook. I’m on LinkedIn. I’m on Twitter. I’m on Google+. And I write this blog. I’m consciously publishing all this information about myself in these and other public networks for the whole world to see -- so isn’t it hypocritical, even unreasonable of me to expect limits on the spread of that information?

More specifically, did I grant permission to let LinkedIn do what it wants with my info, when I signed up for the service? Absolutely, it’s right there in clause 2b of the User Agreement:
[...] you grant LinkedIn a nonexclusive, irrevocable, worldwide, perpetual, unlimited, assignable, sublicenseable, fully paid up and royalty-free right to us to copy, prepare derivative works of, improve, distribute, publish, remove, retain, add, process, analyze, use and commercialize, in any way now known or in the future discovered, any information you provide, directly or indirectly to LinkedIn, including, but not limited to, any user generated content, ideas, concepts, techniques or data to the services, you submit to LinkedIn, without any further consent, notice and/or compensation to you or to any third parties. 

It doesn’t take a legal translator to understand the broad, encompassing grasp of the policy...

Haydn Shaughnessey made a sharp observation in Forbes-- perhaps users wouldn’t object to participating in social advertisements, if a cut of the revenue was set aside for them. A fanciful notion, perhaps.

I don’t necessarily begrudge companies selling me as their product. But there’s a (perhaps naive) expectation that any service will at least do me the courtesy of asking my permission first.

Transparency of action is what will earn my trust. I want to control my online identity. As we’ve witnessed by the ‘real names vs. usernames’ controversy, people want to exert control over every facet of how they are represented in the virtual world. Exploiting their social capital -- by, let’s say, putting their names in an advertisement, thereby implying recommendation -- without explicit consent, is an affront.

Whose interests will ultimately prevail? History suggests our corporate overlords have the advantage. But it’s still a dialogue, still an evolving process at the moment. Withdrawal is not a palatable option. You can still exercise every control the networks concede, no matter how obscure or picayune -- or hard to find.

I urge you to do so.

Please share this post if you found it useful, informative, or interesting. (And if it suits your sense of humour, share it via LinkedIn...)

See Also
LinkedIn Passwords Breached