The Secret Life of Iyma Lamarche, Rock Climber

Iyma Lamarche, rock climber
Photo: Lauren Watson
Iyma Lamarche is an exciting, emerging talent in the world of Canadian competitive rock climbing.

This past season, she finished second overall in the 2012 Tour de Bloc, tied for first place in the Summer Sweat Fest bouldering series, made it to the semi-finals of the Lead World Cup in Atlanta, competed for Canada at the Bouldering World Cup in Vail -- and also won her first Canadian Youth Nationals climbing title, in Montreal.

Will she develop successfully into an elite athlete? We’re about to find out...

[LINK: Iyma Lamarche, 2012 MEC Canadian Bouldering Championships. Footage courtesy G6 Climbing]

I recently met with Ms. Lamarche to discuss her training regime, the pressures of competition, women in climbing, the future of the sport in Canada, and numerous other topics. I discovered that she’s an articulate, poised individual -- with a bright personality that I’m proud to have representing us.

Enjoy the interview!
[You can also listen to our conversation, using the link at the bottom!]

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Interview with Iyma - Part One 

Iyma Lamarche! Please tell me about yourself: where are you from; how did you get into climbing?

Hangin’ out.
Photo: Meagan Odonelis
I was born in Ottawa, and I’ve lived in Toronto all my life pretty much. I started climbing... I got interested in it, actually, at Ontario Place -- (laughs)

Really? Like one of those portable wall things?

Yeah, I tried it with my cousin, and my dad was terrified, and he didn’t really want me to start at first; he was a little worried -- he was a gymnast.

It was pretty funny. And then I told him I was really interested in it; we started going to Joe Rockhead’s, and then we just went more and more frequently. That sparked my interest, and it went from there.

What discipline of climbing do you enjoy the most, and why?

I think my entire climbing career, I’ve been trying to figure that out actually.

You’re still early in your career, so --

Yes, I suppose. At the moment, and most recently for the past couple of years, I think it’s definitely been route climbing.

Iyma: 2012 Cdn Youth Nationals
Photo: Pam Eveleigh
Inside or outside?

Both. Outside, if I get the chance to. I compete obviously, so it becomes an issue of, like, I have to climb indoors, and I don’t necessarily always get the opportunity to go outside... but both definitely.

You’re primarily focused on sport?

Yes. I’d like to try trad and all that stuff, but at the moment I don’t think it’s realistic for me to pursue that...

Do you have any mountaineering goals in the further future?

I used to be always be really, like, ‘OMG, I’m going to do Everest and make all these big decisions,’ but I now think… I don’t know, it would be cool to do it with a guide; I wouldn’t necessarily want to become a mountaineer. I wouldn’t necessarily be completely interested in that. I also don’t like the cold very much (laughs) so... that could prove to be a little bit of an issue. Yeah. Maybe -- if the opportunity arose.

Who are your climbing influences? Do you follow climbing culture, watch videos and that sort of thing?

Oh yeah. There’s definitely a lot of videos. I don’t think I could... there are so many people that I admire and look up to, and there are so many different people who follow different disciplines, that it’s really hard to single people out.

But I think in general, I’m most attracted to, and most in admiration of people who are... who look at the sport as more of a self-... you know, challenge, and not necessarily as competitively, and just as more of a meditative thing. And I think that it’s important for people to look at climbing, in ways other than just the competitive aspect. I look up to people who are into the spiritual side of climbing.

So in general, people who are calm and peaceful.

Lamarche climbing ‘The Predator’ in Rumney, New Hampshire
Photo: Mike Makischuk

Talking about climbing outside, where’s your favorite place to climb -- where have you been?

I haven’t been to tons of places; I went to Kentucky a lot when I was little -- with my dad, and obviously that’s a crowd favourite -- I love Kentucky! I really want to get out there soon; I’m going in March for my March Break. It’s hard being a student, travelling, so definitely Kentucky.

You’re a full-time student?

Yes, I’m in grade 12. Definitely Kentucky has been my favorite place to go. I haven’t climbed there a long time, so I don’t know if maybe it’s still my favorite or not, but another place is Lion’s Head. Lion’s Head is phenomenal -- the climbing’s fantastic but the area is beautiful, and --

-- the view! --

There’s really nothing wrong with Lion’s Head; it’s pretty amazing, so yeah I love it there too. Really, anywhere I get the opportunity to climb on rock, it’s pretty nice.

On the trail...
Photo: Andrew McBurney
Do you boulder outside as well?

Yes I do. I go to the Glen, and I’ve been on route climbing trips and we’d go bouldering here and there -- North Carolina, West Virginia... I love bouldering, but I definitely haven’t done as much of it outside.

Are you sponsored? Any shoutouts to any companies we should mention?

At the moment I’m sponsored by G6 which is awesome; I love their stuff.

Why is that?

The thing is I’ve always been... pretty girly and I make a lot of... not statements, but I’m a little more out there with my clothing choices (laughs).

No earth tones allowed!
And G6 makes me feel like there’s a company that appreciates that side of me. Because I wear bright pink, and like to wear lots of bright colours, and really express myself through that.

I found a lot of time when I was younger and growing up, it was hard to find brands in clothing that are more... out there with climbing, it’s all like, ‘earth tones’! They (G6) put that on their website, ‘We don’t make earth tones’. Which is nice. It’s nice to have a company like that. I like to be girly.

There’s a quote on your website that says, ‘Fail not for sorrow, falter not for sin, but onward, upward till the goal ye win.’ It’s by Francis Ann Kemble. Can you explain the meaning behind that, and what the significance is for you?

I think a lot of my climbing... in the past I’ve had struggles with self-... not necessarily self-doubt, but more self-motivation, and how I feel towards my own failures, and how I pick myself up from my failures.

I think a big step for me -- writing the blog and starting the website -- was for me to address those failures, and be able to sort out how I was going to move on from that. That poem really embodies everything that I was trying to capture in my climbing at that moment. Working forward, and pushing, and not letting yourself stay on the ground when you fall.

Can you describe your training regime? Without revealing any secrets?

[Laughs] I have no secrets!

‘How can I climb like Iyma Lamarche?’ is what the fans want to know.

‘I guess the treadwall doesn’t love me
as much as I love it’

Photo: Iyma Lamarche
Oh gosh, I don’t know if you want to know! Over the summer it got really crazy; we were training six times a week, five days a week.

I do a lot of… the one thing that I’ve learned over the years is that the biggest way -- for me at least, and I think for a lot of other people to improve in climbing -- is just to climb more.

So I train a lot of conditioning and strengthening, but I try to climb as much as I can. At least two to three times a week of my climbing sessions are pretty much just climbing. It’s a lot of trying to improve my style, my efficiency, but it’s mostly all just spent on the wall.

I don’t necessarily believe in a full-on conditioning-only routine; I don’t really think anyone does. But -- it’s getting crazy right now! I’m training a lot. I had to take away one training session, for school. So now I’m training about four to five times a week, three hours each.

That’s intense. In your head, what kind of a climber are you?

I’ve spent a lot of time and effort and focus and concentration on being an efficient climber. And being very technical with my climbing. I have pretty good hand strength. I think it’s definitely my strongest characteristic.

‘Jump starts are not my friend.’
Photo: Dennis Barnes
Where are you weak -- what would you like to improve?

I have a serious problem with jumping (laughs). Jump starts are not my friend.

What about dynos when you’re on the wall?

It’s so funny, when I’m at the end of a problem, and there’s a dyno -- there’s almost nothing that can stop me. I’m pretty motivated to get that dyno.

But when the dyno’s at the beginning, it’s SO hard, it’s like a big mental wall for me. I don’t know why it’s actually a big thing. I can’t... do it, I find that I need to have already done some hard moves before I jump.

And so I feel really, really held back by dynoing and jumping, and it’s something that I need to work on -- well I am working on it. That’s definitely my weakness at the moment. (laughter)

Who’s your coach?

My dad is my coach.

Your dad, Andrew McBurney...

Andrew McBurney, yes, the owner of Boulderz Climbing Centre. He’s my coach. Last year, I needed some time to get motivated. I was having a lot of trouble by the end of the year before last year, with feeling motivated without having people cheering for me and stuff, and being there and training with me, and pushing me. I was having a lot of trouble when I wasn’t in a situation where I was with other people.

Climbing with her dad, Andrew McBurney
I needed a year to train by myself, to re-connect with who I was and with why I was climbing. Which was all with the same idea with the blogs, and how to deal with my failure, and how I was going to push myself.

So for that year, it wasn’t necessarily a coaching thing, but it was more, I was making different people my mentors, and I was taking different bits of advice, but from a wide spread, a wide spectrum of people -- including my dad obviously. It was more of a ‘I’m going to take from you what I feel like I need’, instead of telling me what to do.

And then this year, I decided to join back onto the Boulderz team and train with the rest of the team. And my dad’s now obviously my full time coach. Which is great, and it’s working super well. I needed some time. But yeah, he’s my coach, for all time.

And I mean, my mom is pretty brilliant with that type of thing, she coached gymnastics for years -- high-level coaching, so she definitely helps me a lot with my mental preparation, and for comps and stuff. And she gets me off the ground all the time.

Iyma and mother:
“She gets me off the ground”

Do you do any other sports, or is there not enough time to...

When I was younger up until the eighth or ninth grades, I used to be on tons of teams, like volleyball, and baseball, and soccer. Tons. And I started having to quit things. The last to go were volleyball and cross country. I loved cross country so much! I ran since I was in grade 2. I love running. And then now that I’ve established a training routine and I’m a little bit more focused on being fit simply for climbing, I’ve started a fitness session with my school.

Which is... I don’t know, it’s kind of confusing. I don’t know why I took it on, I mean it’s so fun, but it’s so tiring! It’s funny, it happens on Friday mornings, so I have Wednesday, Thursday, Friday -- 72 hours of training. It’s great though, it’s really fun, we do an hour of fitness session in the mornings and we just work out. It’s crazy. It’s awesome.

So yeah, that’s the only other thing that I’m doing now.

Do you follow a particular diet, or eat specific foods for nutrition?

“I’m a healthy eater.”
Photo: Iyma Lamarche
I’ve always eaten very healthily since I was very little. It’s pretty much not a choice for me; I’m a healthy eater. I think that my diet has changed, it always changes. I just listen to my body; it’s easy after you listen to it for awhile, to know exactly what you need at certain times.

At comps especially, it’s important to listen to that: ‘Do I need protein, do I need carbs right now?’ Generally I actually eat a lot. I’ve got a pretty high metabolism. I eat like crazy. [laughs]

A lot of people don’t... I eat right before I climb, all the time, like I eat a lot and I never feel sick, I always feel perfect. Generally I just eat a lot of healthy food. And I drink a lot of tea!

That leads into what might for some people be a sensitive topic. I’m interested in your answer as an athlete. The issue is, weight and climbing.

Ah, yes!

Do you pay any attention to it? Do you maintain a weight range, or do you care?

It’s always been easy for me to maintain a very healthy weight. I’ve always had a lean body -- mostly because of my healthy eating and my physical activity. Obviously I can feel it when I lose a couple pounds, or I gain a couple pounds.

Does it affect your performance?

I think that no matter what, when you lose weight it affects your performance. Point blank, losing weight is going to make you feel like you’re climbing better -- until you lose too much weight... then you’re just completely weak. So I definitely try not to -- it’s a very slippery slope to try to monitor your weight like that. I try to stay... I don’t really pay attention. I don’t even know how much I weigh right now...

I’m not --

Self-Image
Photo: Iyma Lamarche
No, no, it’s a good topic... It’s sensitive, because a lot of people feel that it’s somehow connected to your personality, or to who you are, but I think it’s important to just leave it alone. And just let your body do what it does.

I mean, if you’re struggling with obesity, or you’re overweight, that’s a different story, and whatever, if want to get on top of your health, and you do -- but for someone like me, I’m always going to be active and I’m always going to eat well. I just don’t worry about it, and I let my body do what it does.

So I don’t monitor it, but I make sure that I’m not getting huge, or thinning out.

I know some women I’ve talked to, they’re afraid of bulking up from climbing.

Yes.

What are your feelings on that -- do you think there is an ideal climbing shape? Like in the Olympics, gymnasts are a certain size and shape, basketball players tend to be taller. Weightlifters are stocky and powerful...

Climbing’s interesting. I think it’s so cool because I go to some pretty awesome competitions, and see people from all around the world and... obviously (being) leaner and having leaner muscle tissue is good, and it’s a good attribute to have. But even boulderers don’t necessarily have lean muscles.

I’ve seen people with all sizes and shapes --

It’s so different. It definitely varies. I think it’s just your own body, you really have to learn to adapt to your own body and make YOUR body the strongest that it can be for climbing. I don’t necessarily think that there’s an ideal body type.

I do think smaller women tend to excel in the sport. Like -- shorter. Which is great...

That actually is my next line of inquiry. Not to focus on your physical characteristics, but --

 -- It’s all good!

How tall are you?

I think I’m 5' 2". And a bit. I like to say five two-and-a-half. Five three? No.

When is reach an issue?
(Not during the TdB Eastern Regionals, apparently)
Photo: Nathan Ng

I’ve been at some comps along with you, and I love watching you climb because... it tends to be more relatable to me. And inspiring that way. What I mean by that is, if you look at the top guys at a comp, they’re like, burly. Orangutans.

Huge!

Yeah. And super powerful. And with you, it seems to be more about technique, [precision] and control. You’re relatively short. And I always think. Well, if she can do it, in theory I should have a shot too. Because I’m a short person as well. Do you ever feel constrained, by your height or reach or physical stature?

For a long time when I was little, when I was ten or eleven, reach was always an issue. Like, it’s always there. I made a promise to myself after I turned -- there was this one competition, I think I was twelve or something. And I had won Rec. And I had won it by too much. So they had to bump me into Open. That comp was the first time that I made the promise to myself that I wouldn’t blame anything on my height, I wouldn’t make any excuses because of my height. I think that that’s crucial.

Seeing all of these crazy strong women who are much -- even three, four inches shorter than me, it has definitely opened my eyes to the fact that height has nothing to do with it.

There are super amazing short climbers --

Yeah. Like Jain Kim is three inches shorter than me, and she’s a beast!

Thomasina Pidgeon on
the cover of Gripped
Thomasina (Pidgeon) --

Yes, Thomasina’s short too. I think it really has more to do with how you adapt to it. Obviously, some things are too reachy.

That does happen, and it’s unfortunate when it does, and it’s really crappy when it does; it makes you feel like poo -- but you know the good setters aren’t going to set like that. For me -- I strengthen my body to adapt to how I need to climb.

I’m not burly. I don’t have huge muscles in general. But they’re strong. I think I’ve strengthened my muscles to be more dynamic, and better at bigger moves.

Just a quick digression here. For the record, I beat Iyma Lamarche at Tour de Bloc, two years ago!

[laughter]

At Gravity gym I think...

Perfect!

... March 2010...

That’s hilarious. I didn’t even know that.

When she was like, fourteen years old.

Fourteen. Awesome.

Ok. [we settle down] I want to talk about competition climbing.

Yes!

A lot of us watched you compete, not necessarily in person, but online -- at the Bouldering World Cup in Vail, Colorado, and then recently at the Lead World Cup in Atlanta. Can you talk about those experiences, and what it was like competing at that level?

IFSC Bouldering World Cup in Vail
Photo: Will Hummel
Vail was my first [IFSC] World Cup. I had never competed or even really seen any of the Open women actually in person before. Or competed against them. Everything was new. Everything was shocking, everything was larger than life.

Did you feel intimidated?

Oh, super intimidated! I almost felt as though I... well, I had been really busy before I left. I had exams and stuff to study for, and summative evaluations, so I hadn’t trained as much as I would have liked to, first of all -- which made my experience feel a little like... I didn’t ‘deserve’ to be there. More that I didn’t work hard enough to be there.

So a) I felt uncomfortable because I felt like I shouldn’t be there to begin with; and b) I had never seen the wall in person, or even in any videos or anything, so I had no idea what to expect. I’m definitely not as great at the World Cup style bouldering. It tends to be a lot of deciphering, tricky sequences, with a lot of volumes, and there were jump starts. Like one jump start, one dyno. So everything went against my favor in that comp.

But that was actually good for me; it presented ‘the worst of the worst’. And it was a great place to start. I think that if I had started off and done really well, then I wouldn’t have worked as hard as I did for Atlanta, and just in general in terms of working at my mental preparation and my physical preparation for any comps.

So I think Vail was crappy, haha, and really disappointing, but I think it was necessary.

Then I trained like crazy over the summer. Pretty much lived and breathed climbing. And then, I went to Atlanta feeling like I actually really deserved to be there. And I was super excited to be there. I had gone to the gym, earlier in the last month to train a bit. So I knew what to expect. And I knew where it would be, and it was so relieving when I got there -- ‘Oh, I actually know where I am, this is so cool.’

And then the comp went really well! The first climb, I think I was a little bit nervous. I got very flash-pumped. I had been warming up on routes, prior to the event, so to have a bouldering wall to warm up on was a little bit iffy; I don’t think I necessarily got the best warmup, but that’s technical. And I learned from that.

Iyma on the World Cup
Semi-Finals route in Atlanta
Then my second route, I was very disappointed -- I thought I’d be able to do a lot better than I did. I was doing a move that I thought I would get, and then my hand slipped off. Which I was sad about.

But -- I ended up making it into semi’s, which was awesome! That was my goal going into it, I really wanted to make semis. Because I knew I could, and I wanted to see that result.

In semis, it was kind of the same thing, I was a bit nervous. Something new -- I wasn’t familiar with it, and I think it just comes with experience, but I ended up falling on a move I could have done if I’d just been a bit more patient.

I think it’s about experience. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about doing those high-level competitions, it’s just, you can’t have anything to expect if it’s your first time. It was hard to be ready for it, in that respect. I’m really happy with how I did.

It was my first lead World Cup, so it was good. All in all, I was super happy with Atlanta. Happy I went to Vail. I had a really great comp season this year! It was good.


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This concludes the first half of my interview with Iyma Lamarche, rock climber. Later this week: the exciting conclusion, in which we talk about pressure and competition, women in climbing, the future of the sport in Canada -- and Iyma’s Nutella obsession!

UPDATE: Here’s Part Two of the Interview!

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See Also

Onward and Upward (Iyma’s blog)
Iyma on Twitter
IFSC Competitor Record: Iyma Lamarche

Other thematically related pieces of mine...
My series of posts on competing at the Tour de Bloc
Interview with Rock Oasis’ Founder and President
Profile: Justin Readings, Downhill Skateboarder

Why I Switched My Search Engine to DuckDuckGo...

DuckDuckGo: Clean, simple search
Eight months ago, I decided to switch my default search engine away from Google, and to instead try an alternate service.

After some deliberation, I chose DuckDuckGo. What has it been like? Is it worth switching?

Why I Switched

For some time, the purity of Google’s search has been violated and diluted, due to the Filter Bubble effect. This commercial explains what I mean:


[LINK]

I guess I’m not really comfortable with the idea of Google amassing a silent log of my search history, either. I’m a regular Google services user (Gmail, Reader, Photos/Picasa, Blogger, and even Google+, rarely), so granted it’s ridiculous for me to assume this stance -- I’ve already handed over a boatload of personal information to Google. They own my online profile.

Nevertheless, I made the switch (including changing the default search in my browser preferences) and would like to report on the experience.

What it’s like using DuckDuckGo

I’d say overall it’s... tolerable.

The results are clean, and simple, and... usually what I’m looking for. Let’s say 75% of the time. The other 25% I will perform the query again, using the !g command to see what Google has to say. (DuckDuckGo supports a powerful and nerdy ‘bang’ command that can be used to query specific sources, like Wikipedia, Amazon, YouTube, and, yes, Google.). [the !g initiates an encrypted Google search, by the way, which prevents snooping by third parties, so it’s still better than a ‘naked’ Google search]

That sounds annoying but actually, I find that comparing the two result sets can be instructive -- and Google doesn’t necessarily always find the right stuff. There are times when DuckDuckGo fails to provide good answers for recent items (news-related for example), but I get the feeling it’s been improving gradually...

So am I going to switch back to Google? Nope.

Here is some additional DuckDuckGo propaganda that explains why it’s a great candidate for your default search engine:

[LINK]

Less clutter, user privacy, and non-filtered results. That’s why I’ve switched to DuckDuckGo.

Try it out, you might like it too!

Coming Up: Spooky Shred & FUBU Race Weekend

Two splendiferous events from Toronto’s gregarious longboarding community are rapidly approaching: the Spooky Shred and the FUBU Race Weekend!

Spooky Shred - October 28

Spooky Shred Event Poster
The Spooky Shred is a wacky Halloween-themed skateboarding session that is taking place primarily at the Jane Paths (aka Smythe Park, north of Jane and St. Clair).

The presenters, Bombora Boards and the Skate Invaders, are organizing “a super special day full of awesome skating fun. There will be mini games for the gromlets and a Tunnel of Doom courtesy of Bombora boards. Mini games will include bobbing for wheels, slide and toss, and many more.”

The provisional schedule says that mini games will start at 5, the costume contest at 6, and the race after dark. And the organizers have tons of prizes to give away...

This is what the push looked like last year:
[LINK]

It’s my understanding that folks are meeting at Runnymede station around 4:45 and skating up to the Jane Paths. In costume, of course!

Event details thread

FUBU Race Weekend - November 3 & 4

FUBU Race Weekend Poster
The FUBU (For Us By Us) Race Weekend is a female-oriented skate extravaganza put on by Toronto Girls Longboarding.

Saturday features a twilight waterfront cruise, followed by a pre-race party at Club 54 (the somewhat notorious T.O. Skate House). Sunday is race day at Canoe Landing Park, incorporating a friendly slalom race and then a Toonie race. Then there’s a BBQ!

Female skaters of ALL skill levels (including beginners and novices) are invited.

Did I mention there are fabulous prizes?!

Incidentally -- supportive guys are more than welcome; just keep in mind that this particular event is focused on our distaff friends...

Here’s my writeup of last year’s get-together:
Speed! Thrills! Women! FUBU Skate Race Recap

FUBU 2011 Group Photo

Event details thread

Go Forth and Shred

Both of these sessions -- supported by multiple sponsors -- promise to be fantastic fun for everyone. Mark your calendars and check ’em out.

Spread the word! If you know anyone who’d like to participate, please send them this post!

Past skate coverage from me


Sortable -- a great tool for deciding what (camera/phone/laptop/tv) to buy

Sortable is a cool little company that I’ve been following for awhile.

Sortable product comparison tool
They produce an efficient, beautifully laid out ‘decision-engine’ that helps users rank and compare consumer gadgets.

I’ve found their site extremely useful for doing research on phones and cameras.

You can easily look up everything you want to know about a product, compare it to the competition, as well as view a high-level summary of why you might be interested. It’s all about ferreting out what will suit your needs and make you happy, from a sea of competing gadgets.

I highly recommend checking out Sortable.

Continuing growth and product evolution

Comprised of a small team based in my home town of Waterloo, the company was originally incarnated as Snapsort. Snapsort and its sister sites were relaunched at the beginning of this year under the umbrella Sortable brand. Then in July, they were acquired by Rebellion Media. Positive word of mouth -- like this post, for example -- has fuelled usage to over 17 million visitors and 41 million recommendations.

Their site has been evolving features and getting better all the time -- and I love that it happens to be in directions that I agree with.

For example, I had previously written (about Snapsort), that they should incorporate:
a curated set of links to external in-depth reviews from major third parties, e.g. CNET, dcresource.com, Engadget, and so forth. [...] Perhaps a separate 'Reviews' tab? 
What happened? Sortable has a Reviews tab for products, that excerpts quotes from major reviews as well as comments from the discussion community -- and links to the source material.

I also wrote,
The [one product] price comparison feature is presently weak...
They addressed that criticism by essentially eliminating the feature and quoting a single representative product price from Amazon. It’s a lot simpler and less confusing this way.

Lastly, I wrote,
I’m curious to see whether in the future they'll expand their offering to cover other product types, like cars or televisions or mobile phones and tablets. 
Guess what, Sortable features sections for phones, tablets, laptops and televisions (in addition to the seminal camera engine. They tested a car comparison site too, but it looks like it didn’t pan out). I presume that they are going to continue to carefully select and expand to additional domains for their decision engine.

So I commend the Sortable team for continually refining their tool. I’m sure it was just a coincidence, but it’s super fun when a company seems to read your mind about where to take a product.

Online discussions: building a community

Gadget geeks love to discuss products.

Sortable invites people to post questions and answers
A relatively new feature of Sortable is their discussion area, which provides a vaguely StackExchange (or Quora)-like forum for posting questions and answering other people’s questions.


Answers can be voted on by other users, so the best answers tend to bubble up to the top.

At the moment the discussion areas are fairly sparse, but if it takes off (and it ought to, given the volume of users each month) I can see this becoming a very complementary aspect to the site.

Recency Weakness

Sortable’s ranking and sorting algorithm sometimes generates erratic results, particularly for newly released products -- for example, the new iPhone 5 is currently way down on their list of top phones -- but that tends to be something that self-rectifies itself over time, as their database gets populated with information and reviews.

This is a design tradeoff I reluctantly accept -- higher quality detailed results over less optimized holistic output. In a similar fashion, I choose to use an alternate default search engine, Duckduckgo, which is superior to Google in many ways, but is also weak on recency.

In any case while the score rankings are occasionally debatable, the detailed product views and the comparison tool are quality resources.

Contest -- win an iPad 3!

Sortable is holding a contest in which you can win an iPad3! I love contests, don’t you? Enter hereFull disclosure: I’ve entered this contest too, and the above is (presumably) my referral link. If you don’t want me to get extra entries, use this link.


tldr: Summary

Of the product research and comparison tools that are out there, for the particular domains it services, I think Sortable is the best in class at what it does. Their site aesthetic is lovely and makes me want to click on stuff.

If you’re shopping for a gadget, check out Sortable!

Parody Re-Mix of the TTC Union’s $1 Million Ad

The TTC workers’ union launched a million-dollar ad campaign recently, bemoaning the recent trend of budget freezes and privatization.

As part of their Protecting What Matters campaign, they’ve released an extremely slick commercial that has everyone chattering about its superb production values.

When I saw it, I knew right away that it deserved a re-imagination as a horror movie trailer. It’s just too over the top and serious to resist. A few slight adjustments -- and voilà! I give you Saw: Protecting What Matters.


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If you haven’t seen the original TTC workers’ union ad, here it is for comparison:


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Sources

Clips have been sourced as follows:
Video clips: Protecting What Matters, SAW trailer
Audio: SAW trailer

Disclaimers and disclosure for CYA

This is a parody. It’s meant as a humorous, fair-dealing critique of the original ad, to which I’ve linked and for which I have mentioned the creators. This specific video, while containing clips produced by the TTC worker’s union, does not purport to represent the union or its members in any way. Nor is it representative of LionsGate Films or Air Castle Films. I am not affiliated with the Amalgamated Transit Union Local 113. I am however a regular TTC user. Actors shown are depicted in a fictional sense and accompanying audio should not be taken as having anything to do with the actual people. 
In summary, please have a sense of humour.
With respect to contracting out, I will reserve comment within this particular post. I have faith that the TTC Board, with input from city council -- and from the TTC worker’s union as well as users of the system -- will find an acceptable solution to the matter at hand...


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Mirvish / Gehry King West Project Heritage Implications

Visually arresting design?
The base of the Mirvish / Gehry King West proposal
Image courtesy Gehry International
I have mixed feelings about the proposed project on King Street West from local magnate David Mirvish and the renowned architect Frank Gehry.

Even from the preliminary sketches and models, it is easy to tell that the project would be transformative along that stretch of downtown. My hesitation comes from that transformative process. As ever in Toronto architecture, it feels like we are embarked upon a pell-mell rush to forget the past, and to strike forward with new designs regardless of the implications.

Transformative skyline impact
-- and on the downtown core.
Image courtesy Gehry International
What is at risk? The mainstream media have primarily focused on the requisite demolition of the Princess of Wales Theatre.

However, it is actually the obliteration of the flanking heritage buildings which concerns me the most.

The theatre is but a couple of decades old; the neighboring warehouses, meanwhile, have stood for over a century in some cases, and connect us directly to an earlier version of our city.

Here are four useful articles which document the history and heritage of the buildings that may be destroyed in the course of building this project. These Edwardian Classical warehouses may be modest in outward appearance, but they represent a doughty link to Toronto’s manufacturing past. They have cultural and historical significance.

Am I simply being timorous, and resistant to change? Is future progress worth the sacrifice of our heritage stock? As I said at the outset, I’m torn. I’ve written in the past about how gentrification and development produced a creeping conversion of the King-Spadina area just to the west; this project will be considerably less subtle in its impact.
“I am not building condominiums. I am building three sculptures for people to live in.”
- David Mirvish, Oct 1, 2012 

Development in the core bespeaks a thriving, vibrant city. So I’m not against it for the sake of being against it. Many economic benefits would be generated out of this project.

The nightmare scenario would be if the heritage structures were razed, and then the scheme stalled and the site became derelict. Suppose the Toronto condo market went bust at a critical juncture, as it does cyclically. Would the project still be completed? A development of this size and scope invariably faces years of planning, approvals, negotiations, and challenges.

We shall see what happens with this important site.

This interview with Mirvish gives some insight into his goals for the project. His candid answer to the question at 6:56 is illuminating.

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What do you think of the proposal? Do you like the design? Are you concerned about the loss of the heritage buildings, or do you think it’s worth it in the name of new construction?

See also
Updated Plans (Feb. 2013)

'Oh How Love' - Lisa Conway

Using photographs from the City of Toronto Archives, Lisa Conway gives us this wistful video of our city’s past, directed by Marc de Pape. See if you can recognize the photo locations! Looks fantastic in full screen mode...


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(h/t to: Spacing)

Apple Maps is to mobile cartography as...

This is an amusing game to play.

Apple Maps is to mobile cartography as...

Google+ is to social networks
Bing is to search
kijiji is to online classifieds
GIMP is to image editors
AMD is to chipsets
ubuntu is to linux distros (kidding! I swear!)

The above are my opinion only, and meant in jest. Have you got any tech industry-based comparisons?

Wonderful time-lapse tilt-shift changing depth of field short film

Singaporean architecture looks otherworldly in this short film by Keith Loutit (see below). I am not usually a huge fan of videos featuring time-lapse, or tilt-shift, but the combination of these two techniques, along with the changing depth of field and focus makes for a visually fascinating three minutes.



The Lion City from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Wow.

By the way, if you’re curious about the structures in the preview image -- those are the Supertrees at Singapore’s Gardens by the Bay. They are huge (up to 50m tall) solar trees / hanging gardens.


This is so wrong I don't know what to say

Umm, WHAT?!
Look at this monstrosity

At least it made me laugh.

The kicker is, it’s for sale. I feel like buying it just so I can punch the guy in the face. And he had the gall to use a deck from a local board maker (Bombora)!

Source: craigslist (likely to expire soon Expired)

What Happens When You Cross Party Rock Anthem With Who Let The Dogs Out

Perhaps it’s just me, but the exuberant Korean viral sensation Gangnam Style by PSY sounds familiar. It’s kinda overplayed now, but I nevertheless really enjoy the video’s satirical, over-the-top insouciance.



I was wondering whether anyone else hears the same auditory likeness that I do? Listen to the catchy buildup and release to the main hook from Gangnam style -- and by ‘hook’ I mean “that chunk of the song that everybody knows and that everybody sings along with, and if you’re on the dance floor you go crazy to it”:

Oppa Gangnam Style - Main hook (~2:23 in; listen for about 20 seconds, then come back)

Compare that with the buildup and hook from LFMAO:

Party Rock Anthem - Every Day I’m Shufflin’ hook (~3:30 in)

And then throw in the syncopated ‘woof!’ chant of Who Let the Dogs Out?... Can you deny the rhythmic similitude to:

“Op, op, op, op... Oppa Gangnam Style”?

I’m not suggesting that they’re the same, or that PSY is in any way derivative. But I think it’s interesting to notice the commonality between these three pop culture hits. What is it about that particular structure of off-beats and pauses that makes it so instantly appealing?

I’d love to hear from anyone who has studied music theory on this.

Update
Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks there is a structural similarity to Party Rock. Check out this mashup:


Some background info here.

The Toronto Board Meeting: A Short History

The First Board Meeting in ’03
Photo: Nick Clayton
The Toronto Board Meeting is a chaotic annual gathering of skateboarders from all over. It primarily takes the form of a joyful, rumbling mass cruise through the streets of our fair city. You’re invited!

This year will be the 10th iteration of this sprawling and shambolic event, celebrating the fun and freedom of shredding on pavement.

Let’s take a look back at the forgotten history of this Toronto skate tradition -- but first, here are some details about this year’s ride:

Where and When
The 2012 Toronto Board Meeting is taking place Saturday September 8th at 3pm.

2012 Toronto Board Meeting Poster


Meeting location: David A. Balfour park. Go to St. Clair subway station and head 2 minutes south-east to the park. Look for about a thousand skaters mingling on the grass.

Lookin’ sharp Nat... (BM ’04)
Photo: Jon Nuss
Dress Code: collared shirt and tie. Fashionistas may disagree, but a white shirt is preferable. AND WEAR A HELMET!

Attendance is free. It will be huge, fun, and insane [but also mellow, in pace and vibe].

The route heads downtown -- last year’s was like this -- and typically rambles around for a couple of hours, before coming to a close in Kensington Market (the end may change).

The notorious (and optional) hill drop at the start south of St. Clair is the Torontonian skate version of ‘running with the bulls’ -- thrilling, messy, and there’s inevitably carnage each year. The hill itself is no big deal; skating it while surrounded by a hundred unpredictable n00bs, on the other hand, is an adventure.

P.S. rumour has it there will be a ton of prizes and free swag...

The Board Meeting Chant - aka ‘Corned Beef’
‘Corrrrrrrrnnnned Beeeeeeefff!’
During the ride, as you roll past onlookers, it’s customary to make some noise and yell out ‘Booooaaaard Meeeet!!!’ to inform people of what’s going on.

If you prefer, however, the substitute expression ‘Coorrnned Beef!!!’ may also be used -- and sounds roughly about the same, presumably due to the Doppler effect, and the vagaries of sound transmission.

After Party & Slide Fu
An event as massive as the Board Meeting tends to spawn off corollary happenings. This year’s bombastic After Party will take place at the Annex Live, 296 Brunswick Ave; doors open at 9pm (19+, sorry groms).

I have heard that there may be alcohol involved. Ahem.

The following afternoon, Slide Fu takes over the Poop Chute. It’s an epic, steezy, and hung-over slide-session. 2pm skate time.

Slide Fu brought to you by Escarpment Surfers and Skate Invaders

When your skate session has sponsors, you know things are a bit crazy! :) And if you don’t know where the Poop Chute is, come to the Board Meeting and find out!


Bonus - Highway Gospel Skate Documentary Screening 
The critically acclaimed documentary skate film, Highway Gospel will be screening at the Royal Cinema the night before the Board Meeting. Here’s a coupon for free admission!

Right-click-save & Print this off for admission to Highway Gospel at the Royal Cinema Friday Sept 7 at 7pm!

A Short History of the Toronto Board Meeting
Here’s the one-minute origin story of the Board Meeting, as told by its founder, Benjamin Jordan (aka ‘Jacob Furlong’):


BM Origin Story


A Slightly More-Convoluted Retelling That Isn’t 100% True
But Is Likely Close Enough 

In the early 2000s, Michael Brooke -- the publisher of Concrete Wave -- and Tom Browne -- Brooke’s erstwhile business partner on CW’s predecessor publication, International Longboarder -- were holding open-to-anyone longboarding cruises on alternate Sunday mornings, meeting up at Hogtown Extreme Sports.

They called themselves the Metro Longboarders.

Jordan exhorts the troops, BM ’03
Photo: Nick Clayton
The story goes that Jordan, a dynamic commercial photographer, loved going to the sessions, and riding with other people, but hated getting up in the mornings to attend.

In mid-2003 he was taking a course in self-expression, and there was a community leadership module he was completing. The module required him to “give something back” to a community he identified with.

Mixed together, these elements inspired Jordan to create an occasion that combined his passion for longboarding in a pack, with the artistic expression he enjoyed through photography.

He had a vision: a fluid mass of skaters -- all wearing business suits -- coasting down Yonge Street, having fun. Along the way, photographers would capture the mayhem.

Photo: Kid With Camera
It would be “a community created from nothing.”  Flash-mobs had been popularized that summer, and Jordan’s idea meshed right in with that aesthetic.

A date was scheduled, and flyers were plastered up around downtown. Unlike the groggy Metro sessions, Jordan’s event would happen in the afternoon.

The whole thing was nearly derailed by the wandering eye of law enforcement. Some anonymous killjoy brought the flyers to the attention of the Toronto Police Service, and they contacted Jordan to inquire about it. Skateboarding on the road is illegal in Toronto.

Was he the organizer? they asked. No, he had “delegated the project to someone else” and “wouldn’t hold such an event in their jurisdiction.” This gave rise to the pseudonym, ‘Jacob Furlong’, who henceforth became the nominal organizer for the event.

The Board Meeting went ahead -- albeit somewhat furtively -- and the rest was history.


Jonathan Nuss’ Board Meeting Photography
Jonathan Nuss, a good friend of Jordan’s, helped coordinate and photograph the event. Nuss’s accumulated skate images tell a remarkable story of the Toronto longboarding community over the years.

Right after this we took over Queen and John for the first time...
Photo: Jonathan Nuss

Describing the Board Meeting, Nuss writes:
...this is my favorite thing to shoot in the world.
Longboarders skating down yonge street during rush hour traffic to take back the streets. To help promote longboarding, alternative transportation, and freedom to skate with no dollar sign attached to it. My good friend ben pulled me out to starbucks to listen to him rant like usual. ;-) This time he had a great idea, he called it the boardmeeting. He had a dream where people skate boarded to work instead of taking their cars. He asked me to help organize the photographers for it.
Taking over Yonge St: A magazine-worthy shot?
Photo: Jonathan Nuss
It was my first year of humber college and i got a bunch of my friends together to help shoot the event. The idea was to shoot everything in black in white film, process that night, and then ben would go to new york for a gallery showing. We didn’t other years we just shot it any old way but bw is still the theme mostly. I wasn’t a very good skater at the time so i rode my bike... later years i found it was much more fun to be a part of it... as my confdence grew as a photographer and longboarder.
We spent two days flyering everywere for the event.. and had no idea who would show up, or if anyone would bother even coming. 60 people showed up... the next year 100... the next year 140... the next year almost 200... I like to call it living art... and over the years it became more then ben and I. It was complete strangers showing each other love for no reason other than to skateboard really fast... 

My First Board Meeting 
While standing at the Queen and Spadina streetcar stop, I noticed a poster for the first Board Meeting. The white poster read, “Bomb Yonge St. Like It’s Never Been Bombed Before!”

Yours truly (2nd from right) at the first Board Meeting.
This photo ran in the Globe. Photo: Adam K.

I was intrigued. What an awesome idea, I thought. I’d skated for a few years, but never really got to know anyone. So when the day came, I put on a shirt and tie, and hoped I might meet some new friends.

To my surprise, everybody had longboards, which were kind of novel at the time -- at least to me, anyway. All I had was my regular popsicle-stick skateboard.

People were nervous about the police. The gathering spot was changed at the last minute, to throw off the scent. Someone asked if I’d left my ID at home. The general escape plan was quaintly Darwinan: if there were enough skaters, the police wouldn’t be able to catch all of us.

Heading off to ‘work’
Photo: Greg

The excitement mounted as more and more of us showed up in the parking lot. Nobody violated the dress code. We took a few photos in front of an office building, and then it was time to go!

We bunched up on the sidewalk, and waited for the lights to turn red on Yonge, before making our move. Ben gave us the signal to occupy the road for our own and we did. People sat dumbfounded in their cars staring at us. We started to roll with a ragged cheer... It was a thrill to ride with so many others. The rumble of urethane was like a growl of rising thunder. And then -- the perilous descent.

The very last skater! (ahem)
Photo: Nick Clayton
I had never bombed a serious hill before. Turns out, a short deck at speed is ridiculously squirrelly! I got to a certain velocity and then -- I had to jump off to avoid totally wiping out and smashing myself on the road. Everyone zoomed past, ever downwards, hooting and hollering.

I took the rest of the hill in another go. Traffic was light that day, thank goodness. It was so sketchy. But I managed to get down to the bottom without getting killed. I could see the others dwindling in the distance, finally disappearing. I pushed like hell and finally, finally caught up to the crew -- at Queen and John!

One...
Photo: Adam K.

It was an incredible, powerful feeling to skate with a group like that. “An electric experience,” Joker once said. It felt like we had taken ownership of the streets, for a while. But only for a while. Oh, how we laughed and scattered when that cop cruiser wound up its siren and booted us from in front of Much Music!

Many.
Photo: Adam K.

Phenomenal Growth
Keeper of the flame:
Chicken
Photo: Jon Nuss
In the following years, Jordan passed on the mantle of responsibility to others, and the Board Meeting exploded well past his initial concept and scope.

Last year before the Meet I ran into Ben, and teased him about kicking the whole thing off. He shrugged and said, with his characteristic modesty, “This is waaaay beyond me. I caused a little ripple and it somehow turned into a huge wave.”

I thanked him nonetheless.

Subsequent organizers (Chicken, Matticus, P-Swiss, Joker, etc.) have all grappled -- mostly successfully, in my opinion -- with the challenge of keeping things fun, safe, and yet not overtly burdened with heavy-handed direction.

BM ‘05: Fitting everyone in one photo

The burgeoning event just keeps growing and growing, and this transforms the Meeting into a completely different animal each year -- 50 skaters is an unruly group; 500 is a rambunctious mob; 1,000 is a nigh ungovernable mess.

Local law enforcement has generally been patient and accommodating, with an emphasis placed on channeling the flow safely, rather than curtailing it or trying to prevent it from happening. As TPS Staff Sgt. Andy Norrie remarked last year,
“We aren’t in a position to arrest hundreds of people.”

In an ironic twist, the Board Meeting is now supported by numerous corporate sponsors. It’s a delicate line to tread.

Does Coke ‘spread the stoke’? (BM ‘11)
Photo: Jon Nuss
Does it dilute the presumed skater air of rebellion when Coca-Cola provides refreshment along the way? Or when a major skate firm ponies up for free t-shirts (emblazoned with a logo, of course) which all the groms will wear?

The original outing was slightly subversive -- a sarcastic poke at the traditional image of businessmen in uniformed attire. Has the renegade spirit been co-opted?

Whatever keeps it rolling, I guess.

Old Skool Olf (BM ‘11)
Photo: Jon Nuss

The Board Meeting has evolved into a powerful Toronto skate community tradition, one that will hopefully continue for many years to come. Other cities around the world have held Board Meetings based on the same model. For a glorious weekend, rain or shine, it unites us in this shared activity, this shared delight of motion within the urban environment.

It reminds us that we are not alone.

Saturday’s shenanigans will spawn a thousand stories, and a thousand smiles. The horde rides on, full of stoke and vigour.

Skate safe, frons -- good luck Saturday and godspeed!


Official Links
(looks like Facebook is the event page location this year)
The 2012 Toronto Board Meeting 
The Board Meeting After Party
Slide Fu at the Poop Chute

The organizers have put in a monumental amount of effort into the affair, coordinating logistics, rounding up sponsors for swag, and trying to keep everyone safe. Please thank them for their efforts!

Please share this post if you like it.

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Past skate coverage from me


Sources, omissions, and permissions
The story of the Board Meeting has been covered numerous times, from different perspectives. While researching this post I pilfered from the following articles:

Forget the Film Festival, Gillian Best. Undisclosed, Sept 7, 2003
Dressed for thrills, Rebecca Caldwell. Globe and Mail, Sept 20, 2003
A Different Kind of Board Meeting, Paul Carlucci. Eye Magazine, Sept 15, 2005
Night of the Longboarders, Diane Peters. National Post, Aug 1, 2006
Band of Brothers, Jessica De Melo. Ryersonian, Sept 30, 2009 
Half the Hills All the Skills, Michael Brooke. Concrete Wave, Nov 12, 2011 

I’ve left out mention of many, many fantastic people who have been involved over the years with the Board Meeting. You know who you are. I skipped everything but the start! And even that I glossed over. Someone else will have to cover it; I ran out of time.

I tried to get the facts mostly correct in this post. If there’s anything egregiously incorrect that needs review, let me know!

The Jonathan Nuss photos in this piece are used with permission. He’s a hard-working photographer and a great guy. Check him out. The others, I was too lazy to track down everyone. Discourteous, I know. If you are one of the photographers and object, fill me in and I’ll take it down. Meh.


What it was like last year

If you still aren’t persuaded to attend, here’s my report on from last year, with links to photos, videos, and press coverage:
Aftermath - 2011 Toronto Board Meeting

And here’s a video that captured the atmosphere...



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