Victory @ True North!

Victory is sweet! Somehow I managed to squeak through to a first place finish in the Men's Experienced category, during today's Tour de Bloc bouldering competition.

The results surprised me because during the first hour and a half, I struggled considerably. I was not climbing with any power or control. But some timely encouragement from the other climbers spurred me on (the atmosphere at these events is super friendly and supportive), and I flashed a succession of difficult problems in a row. Result -- I whisked away the crown by a slim margin.

I feel absolutely thrashed right now. It's a good feeling -- when you've put in an honest physical effort at the limits of your abilities. I think it'd be tough to win Experienced again, but we'll see what happens. My long term goal is to get strong enough to enter in Open, and not finish in the bottom third. Still quite a ways from this point.

I saw many familiar faces -- I believe close to 200 people attended this event. The comp was held at True North Climbing, the newest climbing gym to open up in the GTA. Located in Downsview Park, True North is a sparkling facility run by a fellow named John Gross, a former Alias|Wavefront software developer (he worked on Maya!). The gym is tucked inside one of the old aircraft hangers at Downsview -- an excellent repurposing of an old industrial facility for modern use.

The walls were designed and built by Eldorado Walls, and it certainly appears that they put a lot of effort into making great use of the space. I'm happy that another climbing facility has been added to the GTA area. Although the location is particularly awkward for me -- it took me about half an hour tramping around the airstrip at Downsview to get there -- I hope True North is a raging success, and can perhaps relieve some of the 'population pressure' encountered at my home gym.

Photos of True North can be found here. An excellent interview on how True North came to be can be perused at Climbing Hold Review. And there's another interview via Ontario Climbing here.
Thanks True North, Tour de Bloc, and all of the sponsors for holding a fantastic event!

Team V0 wins GOLD in Montreal!





1st place, Men's Rec! Yay. A few weeks ago I happened to be in Montreal the weekend that Gonflé à Bloc, the 99th Tour de Bloc bouldering comp was taking place.


The comp was held at Centre d'escalade Vertical, a brisk 20 minute walk from Station Angrignon at the end of the green Métro line. Vertical is part of a larger athletic/community complex, the Cégep André-Laurendeau.

The design choices climbing gyms make based on facilities and structures always fascinate me. Vertical is the answer to the question, how would you design a gym in a large gymnasium-type structure? They had a thoughtful bouldering setup with lots of overhanging problems and deep soft padding. If you're ever in the area, check out Vertical!

With respect to the comp, they put up a tough set of challenges. One particular problem took me about 45 minutes of work (out of the 3 hour session) to complete, but I believe it put me over the top in the scoring. In all the comps I've been to so far, there's always been a problem or two where I basically decide, screw the scoring, I'm going to send this problem today.

My nemesis: 45 min+ on this sucker. Blue tape; start is on the right at the corner.

The kids at these events are shockingly skilled. All three of the top boys in the upper junior division beat me on the scoresheet. It definitely gives you a sense of perspective and humility. And my top scoring problem (not the one pictured above) I felt goaded to complete because this little 11 year old girl did it easily in front of me. Her parents were amused by how difficult I found the same problem. My honour was at stake! I had to represent Team V0!

Yeah, I know it's a bit of a joke to be in Rec. I'll enter in Experienced next season. Plus, I am just not a serious climber like these people. That is, I don't consider myself a serious climber at this stage in life. And it was a small field this comp; in a larger field I wouldn't have done so well. [I would have tied for 5th in Experienced going by the results]

Lastly, I want to thank the organizer, Sébastien, for his courteous and generous treatment of a guest at his home gym. I will definitely wear the Vertical/Gonflé à Bloc t-shirt with pride. The organization and judging was great and super friendly, the sponsors had prizes for even the Rec finishers, and overall it truly felt like a community event with a fun vibe.

Congratulations Sébastien on holding a fantastic comp!

Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Hey that's me!

Amusingly, I recently discovered that I have been making an (extremely peripheral) appearance in a chain e-mail that's circulating around the Internet.

We've all received these e-mails at one point or another. People send them around, they get forwarded a million times, eventually a friend of a friend sends it to your friend who thinks it's funny, and they pass it along to you... Typically they're slightly spammy collections of jokes, funny pictures, and so on, the static precursors to viral YouTube videos. Everybody has an uncle or cousin or acquaintance who loves these messages. The mechanics of how they propagate would make fine grist for a Malcolm Gladwell article.

Yesterday my dad forwarded me this deck of pictures (posted here as a google doc). [Yes, I know by posting the link I am myself transmitting this viral time-waster. Guilty as charged -- that's how these things work!]

"I am sending you this slide presentation... you are in one of the photos", he wrote.

Naturally I was skeptical. I opened it up and it was a typical set of captioned photos, primarily of silly or bizarre situations. You have to be in a certain mood to appreciate them. I took a quick glance through the deck...

Sure enough, there I am, about halfway in.* My incredulity was mistaken.

It's merely a peripheral shot where I'm in the background, and it's buried in a larger grouping of images, so it's not like I'm central or anything, but it's still weird to realize this image is out there, circulating endlessly over the internet, a tiny meme reproducing in people's e-mails and providing a sliver of a laugh each time. This fractionated, diffused 'fame' feels rather hollow.

At least it gave my dad a good chuckle!

So -- the next time you get one of those e-mails or see a post that reads, "Hey check this out", you never know -- you might be a part of it without knowing!

* It's the slide titled 'Stones Stacker', slide 23, if you're curious. It's indisputably me lurking in the back of the shot, partially cut off, wearing a Tilley Hat, oversize RayBans, and a maroon climbing shirt. I'm gawking at what you're supposed to be looking at - a guy balancing rocks. The shot was taken a few years back, during a Yonge Street Festival closure (before David Miller cancelled them). Always a bystander.

How I qualified for Boston*

* if I had magically gone twice as fast, for double the distance -- in the Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Half Marathon.

The last month has been pretty rough athletic venture-wise. I knew that if I participated in the Underwear Affair I would have an injury problem. Sure enough, I ran, had a fabulous time, raised a solid amount -- but injured my left leg quite badly, incurring either a really ugly shin splint or a minor stress fracture.

Consequently I haven't been able to run. The days ticked by and I realized I just was not going to be able to run in the half, at least not without serious injury. But it irked me that I wasn't going to be able to participate -- in recent years the waterfront marathon/half marathon has exploded and become a huge race for Toronto. Plus I hate shelling out money for nothing.

photo: 2009 Toronto Waterfront Half Marathon finisher's medal
My finisher’s medal
I decided to try an experiment -- I'd WALK the half-marathon. That way I could avoid further injury, yet still legitimately wear a race t-shirt and hang my finisher's medal, without any suggestion of deception. I am no poser!

My race target was arbitrarily set at 10 minutes per kilometer. I would try... to finish LAST in my age group. The only rule: no running or jogging permitted -- just brisk walking.

I've never walked that (measured) length of distance before, so it was an entirely novel experience. I literally had no idea what it would be like. It turns out that life at the back of the queue is quite interesting in and of itself. I learned a number of things from my experience:
  1. It's harder than you think. For the simple reason that... you're out there almost twice as long. Walking sounds easy, right? Sure, for half an hour. At three hours? You're taking a trip to Soreville.
  2. Everybody is super friendly... and yet also way more determined. I admit, at the start I felt sheepish walking. I think of myself as a runner, and the natural inclination is to go, get a decent pace going, get a decent position. But walking, you had time for reflection and conversation with your peers. I heard a number of touching and inspirational stories from the other participants. As a runner, you kind of look down on walkers. It's instinctual. But now I have newfound respect for walkers. These two ladies I did the last 5k with even 'kicked' at the end, it was hilarious, and heart-warming. They were NOT going to lose to me! They had grit.
  3. Technique is useful. You know during the Olympics when they show racewalking and you think to yourself, give me a break, that looks so simple. Guess what -- those guys are impossible to catch with normal walking. I tried to keep pace with a couple of them at the start but they just zoomed off; it was clear that mechanically speaking my gait rate and length was far less efficient. I had to settle for a steady purposeful stride.
  4. Pee when you get the opportunity. When you're walking, the length of time between rest stations telescopes out incredibly! I drank a normal amount of water/gatorade for an event like this and it felt like being in kindergarten all over again about 10 kilometers in. "How much longer do I have to hold it in?!" Trust me, you do not want to be in a situation where it's 'just another kilometer' before the next washroom.
  5. Everything happens in slow motion. When you're running, you can usually surge a bit and pass someone if you need to. Walking, you had to gain an inch or two at a time... It was funny boxing someone in or getting cut off slowly...
And the final result? 3:13:33, a Boston Qualifier -- if I had run that time over twice the distance. Ha!

It was mentally tough, not running today. But it was still worth doing. I guess I've just got to be patient, and look way, way forward to Around the Bay next year. I can get into gear by then!

8th Annual Board Meeting = Skate Rampage

As usual the Board Meeting turned out to be a crazy success. I'm always amazed by the stoke in the air during this annual city cruise by our longboarding community.



It was a beautiful day and happily there were no fatalities (though I did witness one particularly painful looking bail on University north of College). I think everyone takes something a little different from this event. For some it's a feeling of mass power. For others it's about the community. For a few it's about flouting traffic rules. For me, it was about relaxing in the sun and having a good time.

I met many old friends and made some new ones - I met someone here from Nova Scotia, and someone from Alberta. It was good to see everyone! In the above clip I can pick out so many of the OLF crew, it's funny. Kudos to the organizers, we owe you big thanks.

UA Group shot

Here we go, the elusive NexJ group photo for the 09 NYGH Underwear Affair...


You can't quite see it but yes we are all wearing NexJ underwear. And here's another shot for good measure. Can't do this without a tasty beverage!


Thanks to Gord/Karen for posting these!

Fantastic Underwear Affair!

Imagine a thousand people running free and loose in their underwear, along the Leslie Spit. Sound ridiculous? It happened today!


[Yes I know the above pic is missing a few team members: Henry, Mike and Karen! We forgot about the post race photo until after you'd left! Sorry! Once I get hold of the pre-race photo I'll post it :)]


The NYGH Underwear Affair was a fantastic success. A charity run for cancer care and research for cancers 'below the waist', the Affair showed us how a small-scale run can be powerfully effective in both raising funds (~$750k) and generating smiles at the same time.

To the other members of Team NexJ who joined me at the race: thank you. Together we raised over eight thousand, four hundred dollars! Incredible. You guys are amazing. We came in 11th out of ~190 teams with >1 member. Looking at the top 11 teams, we were competing against teams double, triple... even quintuple our size. We placed THIRD in terms of funds raised per team member. Congratulations everyone!

Next I want to thank my generous supporters, without whose donations this would not have been possible. My target was $400; my sponsors, including NexJ Systems and our CEO, donated over $1,300. Thank you so much!

Next I'd like to thank the organizers of the Underwear Affair, including Joe Boxer - you guys know how to throw a fabulous bash!

And last but not least - thanks to the other participants of the race! I saw some crazy costumes and delightful outfits out there on the trail. Lithe, beautiful, and clad only in underwear: a trend I'd love to see more of.

Oh yeah - my time? Gun time was 51 and change. Yeah, I didn't press. Shrug. I decided to go for FUN over discomfort. I wound up tracking behind an exceptionally attractive lady by the name of Jordanna. Ahem... And Team NexJ fared quite competitively: 3 in the top 100, and everyone came in under an hour. Tom and Mike respectively placed 21st and 31st, and I ambled in at 74. Well done gents!

I'm going to have some intense shin splints (left leg) tomorrow. Next up: Toronto Waterfront Half. Hope this doesn't affect my training!

In loving memory

A dedication: To our beloved uncle Simon, recently passed, who filled my childhood with laughter. Your playful sense of mischievousness and ready smile will live on in our memory. I thought of you during the race today, and my heart was filled with joy.


Uncle Simon played many roles: a loving husband, patrician father, doting grandfather, friend to many far and wide, physician-healer to the sick and frail. He will be deeply missed.

Hot weather makes it perfect for running in my Underwear

After a little cajoling and trash talking I finally signed up for the NYGH Underwear Affair at the end of the month. It's a fundraising 10k race for cancer care and research for cancers below the waist.


It should be a really fun run. If you'd like to help me out and support my fundraising efforts (I'm trying to raise over $400 - well, actually I already have, but I'd like to keep going) feel free to do so here. Don't be shy, I'll really appreciate it. My amazing company has fantastically decided to match donations made to me or my team, so any contribution automatically gets twice the impact!

I do want to thank all of my generous contributors to date. North York General Hospital thanks you too. You guys rock!

I have to say I'm worried about the temperature and humidity. I've fallen off the wagon since the Sporting Life run and am out of condition (sigh). I've run a few times outside over the past week and boy has it been HOT. Gotta keep hydrated. Not to mention I have to rapidly get in shape to gear up for the Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Half-Marathon, which is coming up pretty quick.

We'll see what happens. I was originally planning on cracking 50 minutes or even approaching my Sporting Life time, but based on my recent runs I'll be happy to come in under an hour. I have big problems with the heat!

On a tangential note, I'm interested to see how much this particular event raises, and the number of participants, relative to the Sporting Life 10k. The Underwear Affair is a MUCH smaller event with (despite organizers' best efforts I'm sure) a much lower awareness and media profile -- a lot of people I talked with when fundraising hadn't even heard of the event. They consequently seem to have taken a different approach and chosen the path of raising the bar considerably for individual fundraising. (Each runner has to raise $400!)

Will they come close to matching the $800k the Sporting Life run took in? That run is a massive event that annually disrupts the entire city for a few hours; is it even worth asking the question? You might be surprised. Last year the Underwear Affair event was for Sunnybrook Hospital, and raised $750k, with about a thousand runners. If you're going to participate in or donate to a charity event, it can be intriguing to determine how effective their fundraising efforts actually are by performing some light comparative analysis relative to other events...

sanity prevails and I switch to the Half

Taking stock of my current physical condition and the length of time it's been taking me to acclimatize to the summer heat, I decided to take the conservative route and reverse the accidental full marathon registration of a few weeks ago and switch to the half. It means I'm going to enjoy my summer running a lot more. Which doesn't mean I'm abandoning the full distance forever - there's always Ottawa in the spring.

Sometimes you have to be realistic to get the best outcome.

I always blame my errors on the user interface

You know when you're doing an online transaction, and you're annoyed at filling out all the form details for the millionth time, so you just kind of rush through the confirmation screen, you're like yeah yeah whatever, without checking the values? And you just click OK?

I just signed up online for the FULL Toronto waterfront marathon instead of the half. Haha. And it costs $10 to switch. Now I'm kind of amused -- should I go for it?!


Means a heck of a lot more training this summer.

Old Baldy road trip

Got my permit to climb at Old Baldy - might as well use it! I love small town Ontario. We camped at Roebuck Campgrounds near Meaford.


Didn't actually climb anything too hard - I did lead one 5.10b with a sketchy 2nd clip that was like a long diagonal traverse.

Was consumed by blackflies.

Homophonic Typographical Error on Ontario Veterans’ War Memorial

To: Ted McMeekin, Ontario Minister of Gov’t Services
Subject: Error on Ontario Veterans’ War Memorial

Minister McMeekin,

I am writing to call your attention to a typographical error on the Ontario Veterans’ War Memorial at Queen’s Park.

Specifically, the Jane Urquhart inscription on the central bronze plaque reads,
One by one they left behind the bright fields of innocence and stepped into the darkness of experience. Their brave departures were discrete and humble.

From QP-Veterans

Contextually, the word ‘discrete’ should be ‘discreet’. The intended meaning is confirmed by the French translation: “Ils ont quitté avec courage, discrétion et humilité.”

I trust that you will share my desire to have this corrected forthwith.

Your ministerial predecessor, Gerry Phillips, noted during the unveiling ceremony in 2006 that the Memorial represents a permanent, “lasting and dignified tribute to Canadian veterans”. It should reflect our deepest appreciation for their sacrifices, down to the final details.

Thank you for your assistance. Kind regards,

Nathan Ng


Update: Read the spectacular aftermath of this letter

Surprising results at this weekend's Sporting Life 10k

I had a delightful result at this Sunday's Sporting Life 10k: 46:09! I had been targeting just under 50 minutes, but the mostly downhill route apparently gave me a huge boost.

It was a great day for a run - cool, clear, and sunny. There were over 12,000 participants. The event raised over $800,000 for Camp Oochigeas, a summer camp for children with cancer. That is a huge increase in fundraising over the past few years - in 2008 there were 10,000 runners raising $500,000; in 2007 there were 9,000 runners raising $300,000; in 2006 there were 8,000 raising $100,000.

As an aside, doesn't that make you wonder what was going on with expenses? The $/runner ratio goes from 12.5 to 33 to 50 to 66. How did they quintuple the raise per runner in four years? Hmm. In 2005 it's $100k on 7,200 runners; also a lousy ratio.

The probable explanation is that the cost for reserving the road, getting the permits, and staffing/policing, is a giant fixed amount that has to be spent no matter what, so incremental runners after a certain point wind up generating a way bigger margin. At least hopefully it's explainable - I hope I haven't accidentally stumbled upon some secret running series accounting scandal! :)

I registered late, so for the start I was slotted into the 'open' purple corral at the back. I was worried that I would spend a lot of energy dodging people and not be able to settle on a pace, but the organizers did an acceptable job of spacing the waves of runners.

The first kilometer down to around Davisville was a decent warm-up with some unavoidable flittering around trying to get out of the pack, but then it started to spread out so the dodging wasn't too terrible.

I was going at a strong clip the first half, but it felt easier due to the downhill - the section from St. Clair to Bloor was a breeze. I wasn't going full out, but the pace was definitely faster than normal. I'm not sure if I should have taken it easier in retrospect.

Around 6 I started to get the familiar glimmerings of lung discomfort that we all know. I took it a bit easier through to the turn onto Richmond, then started to accelerate again. At 7 I was definitely going full on and started to feel a bit of stomach cramp.

At 8ish, somewhere around Spadina I had a novel, fairly rare for me sensation - my throat gagged, and I felt like I might throw up. The sun was on us and I felt hot. My lungs were fine (at least not any worse than you'd expect at that point) but the retch definitely disconcerted me and mangled my breathing pattern.

Vomiting did not particularly appeal to me, so I reluctantly throttled down exactly at the point where I would have wanted to kick for the final stretch, from 8 to the finish. That was frustrating. I'm sure that it cost me at least 30 seconds, maybe even more. I was totally primed to kick, and everything else -- lungs and legs -- was fine (uncomfortable yes, but nothing I hadn't encountered before).

My colleague told me that on the section along Front by the tracks there was a powerful odour of creosote, which might have been the source of my gagging, but I honestly didn't smell anything consciously. I need to get more sleep the night before a race, that's the real ticket.

In a weird sense I was both very happy with the result, and also annoyed - who knows how much I could have shaved off if I had been able to blast through the last 2k?

Looking back at it, I would even consider risking it if I could break 45. Maybe if it had happened a little bit closer to the end.

(I've never run a sub 45min 10k; the closest I ever came was 45:10 back in 2001, and after that I started doing longer events like marathons, where the pace is a lot slower.)

Interestingly, the first place Men's 70+ finisher clocked in at 44:47. I'll have to look this guy up and enter some more races against him. The question is whether I can triumph over him without throwing up! At least I beat the 2nd place 70+ year old.

The race finished off in Fort York. The main gate caused a bottleneck getting people through, but since that was how the Fort was militarily designed to work, I guess I can't complain.

The finisher's medals were well done with a detailed engraving. There should have been more effort to move runners after the finish into the open area where the food stations were -- it took a long time to get from the finish line to the first, massively crowded water station -- but given the volume of participants I am willing to concede the organizers some slack. Also, the distance markers could have been more visible - they looked too much like advertisements on the streetlamps, and I missed a number of them during the course of the race.

Wandering around the Fort, I met up with a bunch of work colleagues, and we swapped stories. We had a couple of minor upsets in the results versus expected order, which will undoubtedly be the source of some entertaining trash talking until the next competitive outing.

All in all it was a good time and I'm happy that I decided to enter.

I haven't decided yet what the next run is going to be. I will probably enter another short (by short I mean 10k or less) run over the summer for fun, but my present training intention is to gear up for the Scotiabank Waterfront Marathon in September, or possibly the Toronto International Marathon in October. We shall see!

Photos from Kentucky

A fun climbing trip. As is customary during Easter weekend, hordes of Ontarian climbers trekked down to Slade, Kentucky to muck about the Red River Gorge.

We took it easy this year and rented a luxurious cabin in which to stay. It was quite a change of pace from the typical tent, and fortuitous as there was a serious hailstorm and tornado warning our second day.

Photo album link:
KY-April2009