Dear Five Ten, Please Stop Dyeing My Feet Red

The vibrant dye used for Five Ten’s
Anasazi Moccasyms turns my feet red
Dear Five Ten,

Have you ever considered shipping a plain, uncolored Anasazi Moccasym?

Just curious. I’m sick of having my feet stained red by whatever horrible dye it is you use to colour these otherwise stellar climbing shoes.

They’re great slippers -- comfortable, easy to get on and off, and they fit me well (except for the bulky heel, but, whatever). Plus they’re cheap. I’ve been through many pairs over the years.

But your lousy red coloring bugs me, and I don’t want to wind up with cancer from constantly absorbing red dye #40 or whatever the heck it is you’re using, through my feet.

Forget climbing fashion. Stop the carmine madness!

yours truly,


Nathan Ng
just a simple gym-rat rock-climber

WITHOUT CAUSE - a political comedy

Without Cause - starring Gary Webster

Sometimes, you lose. Gary Webster stars in Without Cause, a political comedy about a career bureaucrat who gets summarily fired, after a lifetime of service -- for not following the Mayor’s orders.

Hijinks and hilarity ensue, as the city’s transit strategy is thrown into turmoil! You’ll laugh. You’ll cry! You’ll never look at municipal politics the same way again, once you’ve seen someone terminated Without Cause. Produced by The Ford Brothers.

Opens Feb 21, 2012 in theatres near Toronto.

Graphic based on an original photo by: Charla Jones / The Globe & Mail
Prompted by Shawn Micallef’s #WithoutCause meme.


Further reading...
TTC Chief Gary Webster fired (CBC)
• TTC: Transit commission fires chief general manager (Star)
• TTC commissioners move to fire GM Gary Webster (NP)
Webster ousted in close TTC vote (Sun)
TTC Special Meeting Feb. 21, 2012 Petition via S.21B (TTC pdf)
• TTC Special Meeting Feb. 21, 2012: minutes (TTC pdf)

Wait a second, that’s ME!!

I recently noticed to my amusement that the climber in the background image for this season’s Tour de Bloc website is me. It’s great that they chose a photo of a normal recreational climber (rather than one of the many serious competitors out there)...

Hey that’s me! (right forefront - click to expand)
Photo: possibly Dennis Barnes (not 100% sure--e-mail me if you know!)

The photo is -- I believe -- from the 2009/2010 series -- the first comp at the then-newly-opened True North Climbing Gym in North York, Ontario. Apparently I had a good time!

That’s my friend Mike Palma in green, scrutinizing a sequence.

In the picture I’m (presumably) about to finish an intermediate route. I also remember another problem from this comp -- seen on the left slab wall. The climber in black with splayed legs is working it -- a low numbered but surprisingly challenging problem where you stood on these big yellow blocks and traversed across the slab.

Alas, content obscures me on most of the pages on the site -- but who cares. I’m ‘internet-climbing-famous’! w00t!

Prospective sponsors, take note...


See Also...

DuckDuckGo is now my default search engine. Seriously!

DuckDuckGo - a better search engine?
It sounds funny to admit this, but I’m excited about a new search engine.

It’s called DuckDuckGo, and it recently had its first day handling over a million searches.

I think that’s pretty awesome. Most people would say that there isn’t any room left for innovation in search, with Google long ago having achieved dominance in the marketplace (The last nascent search engine that garnered media attention, Cuil, was an abject failure).

But DuckDuckGo has two key advantages -- from a user perspective -- over Google. The whole premise of the upstart is that it won’t track or bubble you.

In other words, DuckDuckGo takes privacy seriously, and they don’t attempt to personalize your search based on history or other identifiers -- the whole concept of Eli Pariser’s Filter Bubble Problem.

It’s a clean, simple, impartial search (kind of a hybrid based on search APIs from major sites like Yahoo, Wolfram|Alpha, and Bing) that has been filtered for SEO spam and is private -- it won’t send your searches or computer profile to third parties as Google does. Not to mention it’s improving all the time feature-wise.

Gabriel Weinberg,
DuckDuckGo’s motive force
And yes, it’s legit -- with coverage in WIRED, Time, and other major publications.

Put together by Gabriel Weinberg, the site also features many cool and powerful techie shortcuts that let you rapidly search specific sites, or using other engines -- for example, you can type !w to search Wikipedia -- along with many other goodies.

There are some drawbacks, as numerous observers have noted. DuckDuckGo can be a bit weak on the following:
  • Searches where there’s a recency element
  • foreign language searches
  • speed
  • it has a silly name

I like the fact that results are fairly uncluttered. You may not realize it -- until you try something else -- but Google searches have become a wasteland of distraction and advertising. Google’s inescapable new privacy policy allowing them to link together and share what you do across all their sites is another factor for consideration.

Hopefully, DuckDuckGo will prod Google to improve their own approach. Fred Wilson (the noted venture capitalist and an investor in DDG) puts it like this: “Best case, DDG is to Google what Firefox was to IE.”

Bottom line, I’ve decided to live with DuckDuckGo for a while, as my default search engine. We’ll see how that goes!


Check it out -- DuckDuckGo (You can also use ddg.gg for less typing)!

See Also...
Eli Pariser's Filter Bubble Problem
Gabriel Weinberg discusses the premises behind DuckDuckGo
Stop Facebook from tracking you, with Disconnect
How to Opt-Out from LinkedIn Social Ads


Spread the word about DuckDuckGo -- please share this post.

Happy Valentine’s Day - Nerd Edition

Try googling this today:
sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
Happy Valentine’s Day folks!

(Or, as some of us like to call it, Happy Singles Awareness Day!)

[function courtesy Wolfram Alpha, I believe. Though we learned about cardioids in grade 12 if I’m not mistaken.]

Your love will keep me warm: Tauntaun valentine


Crushed at Coyote Rock Gym - Tour de Bloc 9

Catherine Laflamme on Women’s Finals #2
The Tour de Bloc series of bouldering comps keeps rolling on!

Coyote Rock in Ottawa played host for the latest event, just two weeks after Gonflé à Bloc in LaSalle.

Just for kicks I’m going to switch things around and first describe how the finals went down, and then relate my own experience in qualifiers.

“Some of the strongest climbers are from Ottawa and Quebec region,” I heard one of the spectators explaining, “which means that people have to go all out here.”

That certainly seemed to be the case!

Problem #2, Men’s Finals - burly

Women’s Finals! A photo finish...
I was torn on who to cheer for in the Women’s Finals.

Iyma Lamarche at the top of #3
I have a hometown affection for the irrepressible Iyma Lamarche, who was fresh off a win at Climber’s Rock -- congrats Iyma! -- but I was also secretly rooting for Thomasina Pidgeon.

The latter finished 2nd at the last two Tour de Bloc comps I attended (Vertical and Climber’s Rock). Would it finally be Thomasina’s turn to stand atop the podium this season?

Thomasina Pidgeon flashing #4, forcing Iyma to do the same...

Well, you certainly can’t say she didn’t deserve a win. As the scoresheet indicates, she flashed all four problems with style and grace. And so did Iyma -- which meant that the tiebreak went back to qualifying scores, where Iyma came out ahead. Coyote makes it the third time in a row Thomasina has come in second. Quite an accomplishment in itself!

(A nascent rivalry brewing here, perhaps?)

Clarrie Lam on Problem #1

Catherine Brunel-Guitton came in third, barely missing out on flashing everything as well, requiring a single extra attempt. Congratulations to Iyma for the victory (yay Iyma!) and to all the women finalists!

Men’s Finals
It was tough going for the men, but the effort and attitude was glaringly evident. Fred Charron’s intensity was palpable. Almost everyone was stumped by problem 1, and it kind of set the tone. Problems 2 and 3 looked super burly, and problem 4 seemed to have an impossible ending.

Mark Button gamely working Mens #1 -- a wretched set of holds

It looked as if Sébastien Lazure was going to take another win as he managed to send the first three problems. On one of the early problems he electrified the crowd by frictioning the surface with the palm of his hand and scrambling to complete the topout.

Sébastien Lazure on Problem #3. All he needs is a cape.
When Lazure set up on Problem #4, the whole crowd was watching to see if he would make the last move. He almost did -- for an incredible instant, he was clinging to the finish hold -- but he couldn’t hang on.

This set the scene for the last Finals climber -- Yves “Chainsaw” Gravelle. He had only sent two of three problems, and consequently he needed to send problem #4. The winner would be decided by the outcome of his attempt. Check it out:

 [link]

Wow. That’s an athlete in motion. Look at those abs!

Mark Button came in third. I enjoyed watching him sit calmly between problems.

Congratulations to Yves, Sébastien and Mark!

Qualifiers -- my novel experience
After my surprisingly awesome results at Vertical I was feeling under the weather. The exertion beat me up and I had to lie around for a week recuperating. Consequently I tried to keep my expectations in check for this event. I only had a rusty outing on Thursday where perhaps I went a little too hard.

Yours truly checking out Coyote Rock
This was my first time visiting Coyote Rock Gym. Coyote has been operating for 20 years. In that time, they’ve filled every possible nook and cranny in their location with climbing surface -- I was impressed at the inventive and creative nature of the layout.

I was overwhelmed. They set so many qualifier problems for this comp -- seventy!

Wide spread = inconsistent
It meant there was a huge variety of challenges of all sorts and styles to explore.

I had a novel experience for me -- a widely spread out scoresheet. Usually, my problems tend to be clumped together -- if I have a good session, it’s a high clump, and if not, it’s a low clump.

27 problems separated my top and bottom problems!

My score as a result was not pleasing, but in all honesty it’s tough for me to judge whether I had a good or a poor session. The reason is I flashed one problem which I was thrilled to get and totally satisfying -- #52.

I had the pleasure of watching Catherine Laflamme do this problem shortly before my attempt, and sometimes when you see a person do a problem with such control, you can delude yourself into thinking you might be able to do it too.

52-orange: an epic thriller; it was 80% desperate moves (for me).
The whole time I felt like I was peeling off... 

Starting on 1 and pushing off 0 (right foot), you get 2 with right hand. Heel hook 1 with left and cross over into 4 with left hand, stepping on 3 with right. Lean waaay rightwards and hit 5 (skipping 13). Your feet cut out for a precarious moment until you can get established on 6 and 7. A big committing launch to hit 8 with left hand and shake out. Stabilize on 9 with right hand, and hop right foot to 10. Make a desperate bump right to 11, step left onto 5, hit 12 with left. I’m short so I jumped up with my left foot onto 8. Ms. Laflamme simply bumped left from 12 to the finish, but I wasn’t confident enough being outstretched like that. Instead I put weight on my left and went for a wild overhand right hand to the finish.

57-orange: the 'spurious' problem;
I heard they messed up the numbers
I let out a big roar on completion. I’m not sure if it’s poor etiquette to do this, or ridiculous, but sometimes I can’t help but yelp in celebration. It’s that transcendent moment of unlocking everything I have, of existing purely in that joyful teardrop of action -- that’s why I climb.

Would I trade completing that problem in exchange for a higher score? I... don’t think so. Not unless you replaced it with another epic. It probably gassed me and cost me the completion of a couple of other problems, but the satisfaction of finishing it was immense!

The other problems I completed were ok but nothing super exciting. 57 was easier than the numbering indicated. 47 was fun, located in the same cave as 52:

47-white: A nice overhang. In retrospect I should have also attempted 38.
43 was kind of awkward, as was 35:

43-blue: The crux was getting
up onto the vertical corner...
I did #35 (white) specifically to practice my friction-work

48-pink: I couldn’t quite get to the orange block
It was the failures that intrigue me, and make me acknowledge I need to adjust my pacing.

I got away from the desired strategy.

When you attempt a hard problem, you have to make an accurate assessment of its difficulty relative to your present energy state and ability.

You need to know when to abandon it, and avoid using up all of your energy for the rest of the comp.

45-blue: I got stuck (like everyone else) at the crux below
the top-out: after, of course, a long pumpy burn
That entered into my struggles during this comp.

I got seduced into working on several enjoyable problems which really felt doable, and it affected my climbing.

I simply made too many unsuccessful attempts, and the payout was zero. I think my thrashing on the above two killed me on my subsequent attempts on 51 (something crimpy that normally would be my style), 42 (a straightforward climb I should normally be able to do), and 40. I also flailed on the start at 44, which annoyed me -- I hate it when I can’t get into the meat of a problem.

51-white and 40-red: Arghhhhh...

The social aspect of these comps can be smile-inducing. I was very happy to run into Charles Croy, who used to work at my home gym. If only I had sent 51, that might have put me within hailing distance of catching him... Charles, good to see you [I stupidly forgot to take any pics of you!]!!

By my typical metrics it wasn’t a great outing:

• Beat my secret nemesis: N/A 
• ‘Qualify’ for Women’s Open Finals: no (would have been #9)
• Finish out of the bottom third in Men’s Open: no (55/75)

31-aqua: put a smile on my face.
(I did it after the comp)
I’m pretty sore; it’s going to take me a few days to recover. But I definitely enjoyed working a bunch of the problems, and I just wish I could stay in Ottawa longer to return and session some of them.

And 52? I’ll be dreaming about it for days...

True North is a month from now. Time enough to prepare, and train...

Photos
Click here to view qualifier problem photos for Coyote.
Click here to view mens and womens finals photos.

Thanks!
Thanks to Coyote Rock Gym, the organizers, sponsors (MEC is the lead sponsor this year), the setters -- 70 qualifier problems plus finals must have been a huge challenge -- and the many, many volunteer judges.

Thanks also to Bonnie for giving me a lift from downtown to Coyote, and to Charles for giving me a lift out after finals. You’re awesome!! +1 Karma!

See Also...
My ongoing series of Tour de Bloc comp recaps, from an intermediate climber’s perspective
• A great large set of photos from Andrew Pallek

As usual I will link here to other photos/blogs, as they get posted! [feel free to send me links!]

Update -- Ashbridges Bay Skate Park response

Ward 32 Councillor McMahon:
Apparently paying attention
I received, in response to my recent letter to Councillor Mary-Margaret McMahon (regarding the diversion of Section 37 funds from Phase 2 of the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park), the following communiqué, which presumably went out to every skater who took the time to contact her.

It’s good to know that some Councillors are ostensibly listening:

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Beach Skateboard Park Update from Councillor McMahon
Feb 9, 2012   

This week Councillor McMahon met with community stakeholders and has come up with an alternative plan to get the Beach Skateboard Park bowl built. She met with representatives from the community, skateboard enthusiasts and city staff and been thoroughly impressed with everyone’s commitment to this local park and facility.

“The project was always approved, we just had to ensure that the financing responsibilities were shared as widely as possible,” explained Councillor McMahon. 

“Balancing the requests and demands of other local residents who are facing disruptions caused by the TTC Ashbridges Bay storage yard construction project is never easy. I am happy to say that we’ve found some new sources of support that will allow us to divert some of the TTC monies to other local community benefits.  The construction tender should be ready to go out in the next few weeks.”

The bowl represents the completion of the skate park project that has been ten years in the making. “Nobody questions the importance of this facility to the community and how it lives up to our shared priorities of youth recreation, connected communities, vibrant park spaces and stewardship,” she stated.

“Anytime I’ve been by this skate park there are people using it. It’s taken an underutilized corner of the park and made it a hub of activity. Local parents and youth organize events, paint murals and even do the maintenance and clean-up of the skate park. This is the type of stewardship and engagement I support and encourage in all our parks, with groups like Friends of Moncur Park, the Icemasters,  and others,” says Councillor McMahon.

“I’m looking forward to spending time at the skatepark to meet some of these local park champions soon.”

Updates as available will be posted on Councillor McMahon’s website.

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For now, I am willing to accept this as a sincere acknowledgement from Councillor McMahon of the importance of the skate park to the local community.

Of course the devil is in the details, and like many as-yet-unbuilt city projects, “I’ll believe it when I see it.” (meaning Phase 2) There remain key unresolved questions:
  • What were those new sources of support, and what were the amounts involved?
  • Will the change in funding impact the design or the timeline for construction of Phase 2?
We’ll see what happens. This appears to be a positive step forward for the park and a good example of citizen activism, as I know many people got in touch with the Councillor. In particular, Nicky Young and Dave Buchanan deserve credit for taking action and making sure this issue got visibility. Steve Jarrett has long been the park’s key local proponent.

I must also grudgingly give the Councillor some credit for a quick response during a time period where the attention of most of Council has (understandably) been on the transit file...

Skate on!


Previously...
• Letter to Councillor Mary-Margaret McMahon: Why Jeopardize the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park?


See also (other skate related articles)...
Is Skateboarding Illegal in Toronto?
Speed! Thrills! Women! FUBU Skate Race Recap
Aftermath - 2011 Toronto Board Meeting
The rise of Patrick Switzer, Downhill Skateboarder
Our first longboarding tragedy
Grappling with another longboarding death

Additional reading (external commentary)...
The Town Crier’s article on what happened...
Spacing Wire’s summary (in which my letter is quoted)

Condo Developer Borg

I’ve previously mentioned that the latest renderings for the Minto/Freed condo project at Front and Bathurst had been leaked online.

The scale of the design is huge. The side facing Bathurst in particular presents a massive, overpowering wall to the west. This was my initial reaction to the render:

The Condo-Developer Borg have landed -- at Front & Bathurst.
Resistance is Futile!

‘We are condo-developer Borg. Your historic neighbourhood will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.’

Nevertheless, joking aside, it’s a bit of progress from the even-larger design that had previously been proposed. I think the facade is at least original, and a welcome break from the ubiquitous glass towers that have been the rage in Toronto.

They simply have to do something to humanize the Bathurst side...


Related posts
No I’m not involved with StopMintoFreed
The Wreck of Rock Oasis -- In Pictures

Letter to Councillor Mary-Margaret McMahon: Why Jeopardize the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park?

Councillor McMahon,

On January 31, 2012 -- at your request -- the Toronto Transit Commission voted to divert a previously-secured $300,000 funding arrangement intended for use in completion of Phase 2 of the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park.

I wish to express my unequivocal concern regarding this turn of events. This unprompted, unplanned diversion of funds jeopardizes the successful completion of the skate park, and should be reconsidered. 

The Ashbridges Bay Skate Park is a signature Toronto Parks and Recreation project, and has been well over eight years in the making. It has involved extensive community consultation, planning, outreach and communication.

Many members of the skateboard community are shocked and upset by your actions on this matter. They view this outcome as a betrayal of their ongoing good-faith participation in the lengthy municipal process of building this park.

Diverting the funds at this late stage should be a City Council decision to make -- especially considering the large sum of money involved. This funding was originally secured in relation to a new TTC storage and maintenance facility, at Leslie Street and Lakeshore Boulevard. Everything was approved in December 2009, by the TTC Commission and the Toronto City Council budget process.

I realize that the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park was previously championed by your predecessor, and that because of your significant differences in opinion regarding municipal policies and approach, you may be predisposed to question particular projects or initiatives undertaken in your ward.

I appreciate and understand this. However, I urge you -- in the strongest possible terms -- to recognize the greater benefit to the community represented by this skate park.



The Phase 2 design for the park incorporates a world-class kidney bowl. When constructed, this feature will draw international skaters, their families, and locals alike -- to visit and enjoy the attractions of Beaches-East York.

Toronto deserves a world-class skate park. We asked for it. We demanded it. We worked diligently through all of the proper channels, in partnership with all of the many stakeholders -- to get this project underway, to have shovels in the ground.

After years of campaigning, the city finally built Phase 1 -- and now we’re ready for Phase 2. The park has already been the host to nearly every major skate demonstration and contest in Toronto, as well as playing the host to several highly successful summer camp programs for children.

It is the most-highly used skate park in the city.  

Ashbridges Bay Skate Park is more than just a recreational facility. It is a gathering place. It is a spot where lifelong friendships are made. It is a model for successful community infrastructure and investment.

On Friday February 10, there will be a rally at City Hall regarding this project. I invite you to attend, and to learn more about this project and its importance.

Councillor McMahon, although I am exceptionally disappointed by the recent turn of events, I am confident that when you ultimately consult the community, you will discover that support for this project is very strong indeed.

I trust you will act accordingly, and work to restore funding for Phase 2 of the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park.

Sincerely,


Nathan Ng
Skateboarder

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Sent to:
Councillor Mary-Margaret McMahon
Toronto City Hall
100 Queen Street West, Suite B28
Toronto, ON  M5H 2N2


cc:
His Worship Rob Ford
Mayor, City of Toronto
100 Queen St. W.
City Hall, Second floor, West
Toronto, ON  M5H 2N2

Ulli S. Watkiss
City Clerk
Toronto City Hall
100 Queen Street West, 13th floor W
Toronto, ON  M5H 2N2

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UPDATE -- February 9
See Councillor McMahon’s response here.

Ashbridges Bay Skate Park
City Hall Rally Feb 10!
Fellow skaters: make sure your voice is heard!

Get in touch with Councillor McMahon, and respectfully communicate why Phase 2 of the Ashbridges Bay Skate Park needs to be completed.

Contact information for Toronto City Council can be found here.

A rally in support of the completion of Phase 2 is slated for February 10 at 1pm, at City Hall. More information can be found here.

Also: read this Beaches Metro article about the redirection.

Lastly: This Feb 24, 2012 Spacing article quotes me and references this blog post, in describing skater reaction to events.
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See Also...
• Speed! Thrills! Women! FUBU Skate Race Recap
• Aftermath - 2011 Toronto Board Meeting
• The rise of Patrick Switzer, Downhill Skateboarder
• Our first longboarding tragedy
Grappling with another longboarding death


Past letters to government officials...
• A Pratfall of Monumental Indiscretion
• Please reconsider the proposed service cut to TTC Route 101 - Downsview Park

Imperial March: Dogs versus Floppies

Volkswagen’s ‘The Force’ was a viral hit
Under pressure to follow up last year’s viral Super Bowl ‘Force’ commercial, Volkswagen released a ‘Bark Side’ commercial teaser which has been making the media rounds lately.

The teaser consists of a gallery of dogs barking the Imperial March theme song from Star Wars:

[LINK]

(Notice that the pug never utters a sound?)

Personally however, I prefer this out-of-date-technology-inspired version:

[LINK]

We’ll find out on Sunday whether Volkswagen can top its previous outing...

Update: Here’s The Dog Strikes Back, Volkswagen’s followup commercial. What do you think?


See Also...
Star Wars Uncut - Director’s Cut
• Top Ten Star Wars Spoof Videos
Top Star Wars Spoof Videos Continued